Is the Galaxy Ready for Mauve?

Is the Galaxy Ready for Mauve?
26 IC/7 ABY

NutriTech Industries is ready to shock the Galaxy. Oh, it may sound unlikely. After all, what could NutriTech Industries, makers of a full line of species-specific and cross-species nutrient products for spacers and planetsiders on a budget, possibly do to shock the galaxy? Well gentle readers, the makers of such delicious products as Green and Blue are about to change the Galaxy as we know it with a new flavor: Mauve!


A Favorite of Spacers
Green has been a favorite of spacers for over 300 years, and NutriTech has followed up on their star product over the years with such tasty variations as Blue and Teal, and even Chartreuse for the exotic pallet. While the full line of NutriTech products is consumed around the galaxy, Green has always been a favorite with spacers. In fact, NutriTech's Green has been the number one selling nutrient paste foosdstuff product at spaceports since long before the Clone Wars.

A Versatile Product
Like all nutrient paste products, Green can be mixed, exposed, heated, baked, and solidified into a wide variety of solid, semi-solid, and colloidal consistencies, allowing whole culinary creations to be created from the single great taste of Green. Cakes of Green can be frosted with frosting of Green. It can take the shape and, when properly mollified, even the consistency of numerous spongy meats. NutriTech's nutrient paste products can even be semi-frozen and mixed with Nutritech's own LactoSynth mammary-mucous syntho-thickener to create delicious Green shakes.

Are We Really Ready for Mauve?
Even with all galactic citizens already in love with NutriTech's other products, are the tastebuds of the sentients everywhere truly ready for NutriTech's bold new direction, and the bold new taste of Mauve? The taste and texture of Mauve is as bold and brassy as its color. Nutritech's flavorologists have been working hard for over seven years to create a mixture of exotic taste-sensations taken from the most delicious tastes found anywhere in the galaxy. The resulting taste of Mauve is thus a perfect mixture of sweet, savory, salt, fish, meat, kaf, sweetcake, and cheese, with just a hint of burning spice peppers, that sends thrills deep into the very soul of the consumer. Truly, the galaxy may not be ready for a product so perfect as Nutritech's new Mauve.